Its December!

Posted by anas on Dec 31, 2008 in Braindumps | 28 comments “Itna shor kyun horaha hai? Kahan ho?” I questioned my friend on phone in Pakistan yesterday. “Shaadi mein hoon“, he answered. Then I called my mom and the first thing she said “Abhi xxx ki shaadi se aye hein.” Arghhh!! What is it man? Marriage seems to be the buzzword in December. Despite the cold weather it seems that everyone wants to get married in...
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Conspiracy Theories

Posted by anas on Jun 26, 2008 in Braindumps | 2 comments Sometimes I’m forced to think about the ancestry of the people in Pakistan. It has to be linked with Sherlock Holmes, or someone similar (and in reality). Thinking like detectives seems like a congenital disease of the majority. Spending time developing these theories has also developed into some kind of a national hobby of a time-spending (wasting) activity. In such conditions, lies,...
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Preity Zinta: National Asset of Pakistan?

Posted by anas on May 27, 2008 in Braindumps | 1 comment Priety Zinta is all set to marry Ness Wadia soon. This will (un)officially make her a National Asset of Pakistan. Confused? Well, Ness Wadia is the son of Nusli Wadia, who is the son of Dina Wadia, who in turn is the daughter of the founder of Pakistan, Quaid-e-Azam, Mohammad Ali Jinnah. So, Ness Wadia is the great grandson of Mohammad Ali Jinnah. Marrying him will make Priety Zinta the great...
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